VINO COLLAPSO
at the Aeolos Taverna

History tells us that whilst lying in his bath, the famous Greek philosopher was heard to cry out "Eureka" - 'I have found it' - but what is not so well known is that it was only after drinking half a beaker of vino collapso that [whatever it was,] was found !
Even he had the sense not to drink too much since it can bring on a deep stupor very similar to that following the bite of an asp but, fortunately not to its fatal conclusion.

Most ancient cultures have their distinctive alcohol based drink with, perhaps, the Irish poteen being the best known.
However, unlike grain based poteen, the Greek's grape-based answer to this Irish offering is vino collapso which, of course, has been around far longer.

Vino collapso [the nearest translation for the old Greek name and until recently solely based on the grape], is now a curious blend available only at the Aeolos Taverna.
Any local Greek will tell you that one glass of Aeolos vino collapso brings on a lassitude leading to a restful and long sleep under even the most trying conditions - e.g. after too much sun !

Strangely for most Greeks and many north Europeans, Aeolos vino collapso seems not to have the usual 'hang-over' characteristics but it does tend to increasing affect the muscles of the tongue and greatly affects a drinker's neurological audio responses.
[Over an evening's drinking with friends and new acquaintances, this apparent difficulty in hearing is compensated with significantly increased audio output.]

Aeolos vino collapso is NOT for the weak and children although a one sixth glass topped with Fanta orange or lemonade, has been known to induce sleep - especially useful for calming the fractious very young !

On the Captain of Mischief's recommendation, ask Bill for a glass of Aeolos vino collapso extraordinaire.